They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy. What a bunch of a-holes.
today’s butt's birthday, also known as that time of year where i point my finger and laugh a lot because jesus hell, you're really fucking old. what was the great depression like, do tell.
you’re pretty decent i guess, even though i just know one day you’re gonna leave me for burt. he says he doesn’t care how old you are but i know he does. also he doesn’t know how to properly rub luke evans all over you whereas i do so you better remember that.
i guess i love you????????? whatever, it’s not like you’re my soulmate or anything. i’m most definitely not jumping you at the airport in 10 days because that would mean we’re going to ireland together and that’s just preposterous.
happy birthday then eh
#two feet tall and asking for poutine#i don’t even know if you’ll see this before the wedding#whatever see you in ten days loser#yo but you know what’s the best ship like ever#nick/greg#literally the only ship you need
how dare you. i mean. i guess i love you too??????? despite the fact you’re blind to how nick/warrick is 5eva. also the great depression had steve rogers so HA! or stebe rodgers rather
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
you said it, bitch. we’re the guardians of the galaxy.
excuse me as I celebrate belatedly over pacific rim getting a sequel and a possible animated series with mako mori drawings